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King - Re: Capt D - Tummy Cure

Posted By: Capt D
Date: Sunday, 11-8-15, at 12:15 p.m.

In Response To: Capt D - Re: Tummy Cure (King)

Yes, maybe Tom.

Re: ulcers. don't even med up anymore...just let em run their course.

And... the "Trust No One" for the day.

Was treated w/ huge antibiotic doses for over 20 years for a sore part of the male anatomy by a urology group. In office one day and said...I think its referred pain from another part of the body. Dr. concurred, in blink of an eye. Over those 20 years of pills sent many pharmaceutical guys on vacations.

And...one for fun. When all pain started (prior to the group above), was seein urologist who wore a butchers apron. German. Heavy Accent. Had phones all over halls and examining rooms. Listened in on "every" call that came in.
One day said not to get upset as goin to show me a picture. Proceeds to open desk and take out cross-section pic of the male anatomy. Nice and pink... Then a pic of same, but mostly green and black. Said that's what I had...caused by sex w/ a pregnant woman. Described it as a Nest!! He retired shortly after. Bumped into him at grocery store months later and he proceeded to tell me about his divorce.

See how far this Capt has sunk! Stories caused by lacka fishin!! And the "doldrums" are not even here yet!

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Happy Halloween -- King -- Saturday, 10-31-15, at 6:31 p.m.
Re: Happy Halloween -- King -- Saturday, 10-31-15, at 7:15 p.m.
King - halloween, North Coast Style -- Capt D -- Sunday, 11-1-15, at 9:04 a.m.
My final trick or treat. -- King -- Wednesday, 11-4-15, at 3:12 p.m.
Re: My final trick or treat. -- Capt D -- Wednesday, 11-4-15, at 7:26 p.m.
Re: My final trick or treat. -- King -- Thursday, 11-5-15, at 2:25 a.m.
King - Re: My final trick or treat. -- Capt D -- Thursday, 11-5-15, at 12:58 p.m.
Tummy Cure -- King -- Friday, 11-6-15, at 2:44 p.m.
King - Re: Tummy Cure -- Capt D -- Friday, 11-6-15, at 6:52 p.m.
Capt D - Re: Tummy Cure -- King -- Saturday, 11-7-15, at 1:42 a.m.
King - Re: Capt D - Tummy Cure -- Capt D -- Sunday, 11-8-15, at 12:15 p.m.
The Butcher -- King -- Sunday, 11-8-15, at 7:22 p.m.

 

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